Rumours

We’re hearing a lot of excitement about a new brand called Kitten Kouture…….

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…..and we’re hoping it lives up to the hype.

Bra sizes 30-36 in B-F. Fingers crossed the back comes up small!

Their website isn’t up and running yet but Lingerie-Stylist did a great write up:

http://www.lingerie-stylist.com/2013/03/13/kitten-kouture-aw13/

We await with baited breath.

That is all.

Bra Review: Freya Jolie

Now just so y’all didn’t think we were haters…….

we’ve got some love for you:

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The Freya Jolie Bra!

This is one of my favourite ever bras.

Freya have done this bra for several seasons and I will buy it again and again. I love this bra! The back fits like a dream with a 2 hook fastening, the cups sizes are accurate and the lace is (for once) demure and tasteful. The shape is perfect for every day wear, with great support and good lift, while the style is feminine and pretty. The bows are a cute touch too.

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At £29, this bra is on the cheaper end of the spectrum                                                       and comes in Black and White.

The bottoms come in the less chic form (I guess you can’t have everything)                          of shorts or thong from £14.50.                                                                                       Not impressed…

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…..but thankfully the lace is so generic that you can twin with pretty much any other black lacy bottom.

For every day basics we love:

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Wide Lace Trim Brazilian Knickers

£5 – Marks and Spencer

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Luxe Lace High-Waisted Pant

£10 – Urban Outfitters

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Marie Meili Winnie Hipster Pant

£6 – ASOS

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Lace Hipster Pants

£5.99 H&M

Bra pricing and images from Figleaves.com.

Click on any image to be redirected to its corresponding website.

The end.

You’re welcome!

Freya – Main Offender

Dear Freya,

You do annoy me so. Yes you fit like a dream but why are you so aesthetically challenged!?

Exhibit A: The Totally Tartan Set

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What is that!? You ‘totally suck’! I’m obviously old enough to have gotten measured and require the use of a ‘real bra’ so why would I want to wear lingerie that makes me look like a 13 year old at a slumber party???
Why not whip up some hot cocoa and I can tell you all about the cute boy I sit behind in math, Douche.

I’ve made my peace with the price, no decent bra will ever be achieved in my size for any less than a small fortune but buttons, oh for the love of god buttons…….really? Was gingham not enough for you?! How does this qualify as an adult bra?
I could only imagine buying this as a set for a cute pyjama day thing, but:

1 – I don’t really own pyjamas any more and this and a sleveless misfits t-shirt aren’t overly in sync.

2 – Who buys a frumpy cute pyjama set for £45.

Answer: nobody. (Unless you did and I’ve just thoroughly offended you in which case maybe this blog isn’t for you).

The end.

 You’re welcome!

Back Bitchin – The Beginning

This blog was borne of me and my friend getting angry about how damn ugly all lingerie in our size is. Both mid 20s and fashion conscious and both a 28F, we are so depressed about the state of our lingerie collection. If we’re this pissed, there must be more of us out there! Get in touch and share your gripes. From now on, we will be posting any new brands we can find that stock a 28 back, naming and shaming those ugly bitches and no doubt lusting over spaghetti straps. Join us and be bitter.